In these trying economic and morally ambiguous times, it can be dificult to maintain access to the life saving sustainence we need to preserve the the crisp saltiness of our immortal souls.
That’s why we are extremely happy to announce the first Cannonized Saint of Bacon. For his miraculous work bringing Bacon Salvation to the masses, we give you Saint Bacon Bacon Truck (or whatever the hell his name is) who delivers porcine happiness via a Bacon toting roach coach to the pigophiles in San Francisco California.
We assume he is working on building a herd of disciples to spread the mobile Bacon Trucks across the country to spread The Mission.
SOURCE: Bacon Bacon Truck | Thrillist.
