Toaster Bacon

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Wolfy

More abominations from the culinary world.

Toaster Bacon

If it were meant to be easy, the creator wouldn’t have put salvation on the belly of a hog.

FAIL Blog: Epic Fail Funny Pictures and Funny Videos of Owned, Pwned and Fail Moments.

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Bacon does not come from turtles

Posted on July 28, 2010 by Wolfy

Beware false Bacons

while this looks delicious, it denies the existence of the pig and could confuse children, the elderly, Vegans, Jews or Muslims. It should therefor be consumed with haste and shame then never brought up again.

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Bacon Sandwich

Posted on July 28, 2010 by Wolfy

I’ve always wondered what the lettuce and tomato was for. Just takes up mouth space for more bacon.

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Our Lady of The Holy Meat

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Wolfy

woman with meat encklace

Woman With Meat Necklace

via Getty Images – Woman With Meat Necklace.

Some really inspiring stock imagery from Getty Images. Find more wonderful stock images here.

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Bacon FTW

Posted on July 1, 2010 by Wolfy

We have no authority to judge the relative merits of Bacon in the grand scheme of the cosmos, but consider this a glowing recommendation from imperfect souls.

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Don’t Blaspheme Bacon

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Wolfy

Beware the wrath of the pig.

Bacon is meat candy

Candy is for children.

Don’t take Bacon for granted. It is not some trivial treat to be lauded for it’s mere taste alone. Bacon represents the salvation of all men. Candy is a temporary trifle for children. Bacon is forever. Beware taking the name of Bacon in vain.

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The mark of the Swine

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Wolfy

Certain men are chosen. Those men bare The Mark of The Swine. The mark can have many forms. This is one.

bacon tattoo

Behold, The Mark of The Swine. This man is Blessed!

This man is holy. If you see him you should fall at his feed, praise him and ask him if he would like some eggs with his bacon.

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Bacon can save your feet

Posted on June 16, 2010 by Wolfy


Bacon Saves Socks, originally uploaded by i am indisposed.

Behold the awesome power of Bacon, for your feet. These will be available for purchase on this site. Pre-order yours below:

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The united colors of Bacon

Posted on June 16, 2010 by Wolfy

Beware false gods.

Colored bacon

Beware false prophets, which come to you in pigs clothing, but inwardly they are ravening tofurkeys

The true color of Bacon is perfection. There is no way to enhance it. The coloring of Bacon can only be a way to hide something and trick you into believing in false gods.

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Open The Door To Bacon

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Wolfy

It can be difficult transitioning into a righteous life in Bacon.

If there are loved ones in your life who are hindering your spiritual development, cast them aside like the tofu strips they are…

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