Bacon Bacon Night

 

Early Holy Books and Scriptures were illuminated with elaborate drawings that were eventualy turned into stained glass masterpieces that adorned places of worship and holy sites sacred to devotees of Bacon. The art form eventually evolved into a much more sanctified craft that truely paid homage to the spirit of the higher power, His sacred beauty, and His deliscious cured saltiness.

Examples of such master works are rare and poorly preserved due to the early rudimentary refrigeration and preservatives. The below is truly a wonder of his work.

bacon Starry Night

 

WIN: Van Gogh’s Delicious Starry Night – Epic Fail Funny Videos and Funny Pictures.

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Text Promotion | Wright Brand Bacon

 

Two things:

1) Bigger, doesn’t mean better, even when it comes to Bacon.

2) Giving something away for free hinders the value proposition and renders the commodity worthless. Now if they could make one pack of bacon feed thousands like the Blessed Farmer John did at the tri-county Mennonite picnic of ’33 when he fed thousands starving and sun burned congregants with one pack of bacon and half a tub of potato salad, then that would be something.

 

 

bacon

 

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Horrendous Cuts

While most meat lovers praise the greatness of Father Swine, this tubby heathen is desecrating the porcine form with his toy sword.

We all must answer for our transgressions. I fear for his soul. But not the hottie, she probably ollies to safety on that meat skateboard.

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Coming back to the arms of the lord…

They say you never know what you’ve got until it’s gone. They also say everything in moderation. They also say absence makes the heart grow fonder. In the light of this story of this guy who ended a Beer Only religious fast, we say, when is the Bacon Only Fast?

 

Beer Fast

Beer-only fast ends with bacon smoothie – CNN Belief Blog – CNN.com Blogs.

Although, since Bacon provides all the nourishment body, mind and soul ever need, it would probably never end.

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Torture not the animals in the name of Bacon

It is said that our Baconly Father sometimes inhabits the bodies of animals as a way of testing us. This guy probably just got a non-stop trip to hell for this. And by hell I mean the Mori-Nu Tofu Factory in Torrence, CA.  -M

YouTube – Ultimate Dog Tease.

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Holy Man Breakfast

The most holiest of holy breakfasts.

YouTube – Betty Crocker Releases the Top Ten Holiday Food Trends.

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Bacon in a glass

There a number of pros and cons to eating bacon from a glass. But over all it’s a WIN.

bacon in a glass

Appetizer WIN / FAIL? – Epic Fail Funny Videos and Funny Pictures.

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Kevin Bacon Holy Relic

If you buy this you are pleasing the Bacon gods in two ways, one by honoring the great Kevin Bacon who enhances and extends the Bacon brand, and the other by sacrificing yourself to the consumption of both a shit load of Bacon and Kevin Bacon.

Kevin Bacon Bacon Statue

Bacon Kevin Bacon Statue – Charity Auction Item – eBay item 270639833575 end time Oct-09-10 00:01:30 PDT.

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Wear your Bacon love on your chest

i heart bacon

We should all be so open with our true nature as this tubby disciple here.

Awkward… – Friends of Irony – Ironic Photos.

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The Holiest Sandwich

The holy grail of course would be to do this with Bacon…

bread sandwich on ham

Introducing: The Hamwich [PIC].

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