Category Archives: Salvation

The Future of Bacon

    It’s easy to see an article like this and think that it spells out the first prophecy of the end times. But if you really think about it, you see that the steady and constant market for Pork … Continue reading

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Thou Shalt Not Steal Bacon

It’s hard to know just how to react to this. On one hand, they broke a pretty important commandment. On the other hand, Bacon is the holy sacrament of the lord. Do we really live in such a callously secular … Continue reading

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The light of God

When the rapture comes, it is smart to have a light source that runs on the perspiration of The Lord.     We still like the idea, especially since you might want a can of tuna in your emergency kit … Continue reading

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Coming back to the arms of the lord…

They say you never know what you’ve got until it’s gone. They also say everything in moderation. They also say absence makes the heart grow fonder. In the light of this story of this guy who ended a Beer Only religious fast, … Continue reading

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Holy Man Breakfast

The most holiest of holy breakfasts. YouTube – Betty Crocker Releases the Top Ten Holiday Food Trends. Tweet This Post

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Open The Door To Bacon

It can be difficult transitioning into a righteous life in Bacon. If there are loved ones in your life who are hindering your spiritual development, cast them aside like the tofu strips they are… Tweet This Post

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In death, as in life, there is Bacon

Bacon Today, an enthusiastic, yet largely unenlightened blog, poses these questions about this Bacon Funeral Home: Is this a place where bacon lovers go to pay their last respects? Is this where you take your poor bacon when someone takes … Continue reading

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Judge not meat

“Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:” -Colossians 2:16 There is always an exception that proves the rule: Even the … Continue reading

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The Garden of Bacon

What the Judeo-Christian Industrial Myth, Fear and Lie Complex doesn’t want us to know is that the garden of eden, the apple, the snake and all that bullshit never happened. God created man and gave him a Paradise of Bacon … Continue reading

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Saving the world with bacon

The holy warriors of swine “food does not only give life, it can also kill.” Great bacon warriors are not born, they are made. Various sects arond the world, like the Salami Fighting Association, are responsible for protecting the sanctity … Continue reading

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