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Bacon Bacon Night
Early Holy Books and Scriptures were illuminated with elaborate drawings that were eventualy turned into stained glass masterpieces that adorned places of worship and holy sites sacred to devotees of Bacon. The art form eventually evolved into a much … Continue reading
Text Promotion | Wright Brand Bacon
Two things: 1) Bigger, doesn’t mean better, even when it comes to Bacon. 2) Giving something away for free hinders the value proposition and renders the commodity worthless. Now if they could make one pack of bacon feed thousands like the … Continue reading
Horrendous Cuts
While most meat lovers praise the greatness of Father Swine, this tubby heathen is desecrating the porcine form with his toy sword. We all must answer for our transgressions. I fear for his soul. But not the hottie, she probably … Continue reading
Coming back to the arms of the lord…
They say you never know what you’ve got until it’s gone. They also say everything in moderation. They also say absence makes the heart grow fonder. In the light of this story of this guy who ended a Beer Only religious fast, … Continue reading
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Torture not the animals in the name of Bacon
It is said that our Baconly Father sometimes inhabits the bodies of animals as a way of testing us. This guy probably just got a non-stop trip to hell for this. And by hell I mean the Mori-Nu Tofu Factory … Continue reading
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Holy Man Breakfast
The most holiest of holy breakfasts. YouTube – Betty Crocker Releases the Top Ten Holiday Food Trends. Tweet This Post
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Bacon in a glass
There a number of pros and cons to eating bacon from a glass. But over all it’s a WIN. Appetizer WIN / FAIL? – Epic Fail Funny Videos and Funny Pictures. Tweet This Post
Kevin Bacon Holy Relic
If you buy this you are pleasing the Bacon gods in two ways, one by honoring the great Kevin Bacon who enhances and extends the Bacon brand, and the other by sacrificing yourself to the consumption of both a shit … Continue reading
Wear your Bacon love on your chest
We should all be so open with our true nature as this tubby disciple here. Awkward… – Friends of Irony – Ironic Photos. Tweet This Post
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The Holiest Sandwich
The holy grail of course would be to do this with Bacon… Introducing: The Hamwich [PIC]. Tweet This Post
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