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The Future of Bacon

    It’s easy to see an article like this and think that it spells out the first prophecy of the end times. But if you really think about it, you see that the steady and constant market for Pork … Continue reading

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Saint Bacon Bacon Truck Guy

In these trying economic and morally ambiguous times, it can be dificult to maintain access to the life saving sustainence we need to preserve the the crisp saltiness of our immortal souls.     That’s why we are extremely happy … Continue reading

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Bless your computer with the power of Bacon

In a world of cyber fishing and wiki hacking, it’s important to keep your home base safe from the attacking evil hordes. You could do that with some cheap software and hope that it works, or you could emblazon your computer with … Continue reading

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Holy Web Texts

New Holy Texts have recently been uncovered. Translators are working round the clock to reveal the hiden secrets of this long lost Holy Book. We here at Bacon Saves Church of the Salty Belly, can barely wait. Ribeye laborum beef … Continue reading

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Thou Shalt Not Steal Bacon

It’s hard to know just how to react to this. On one hand, they broke a pretty important commandment. On the other hand, Bacon is the holy sacrament of the lord. Do we really live in such a callously secular … Continue reading

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Holy Food: Bacon Sliders

Glorify with your meals!    Sunday afternoon, I made sliders. I wrapped bacon around each diminutive patty of hamburger, then cooked them in the oven and squeezed them between small, warm rolls. And I wasn’t the least bit sorry. via … Continue reading

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Bacon the devil?!?!?!

While the title of this article might seem sacrilegious, the content is sacred: Bacon: Health Food or Devil in Delicious Disguise? | Balanced Bites | Holistic & Paleo Nutrition Education, Coaching & Seminars Saturated fat = stable fat = safe fat … Continue reading

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The light of God

When the rapture comes, it is smart to have a light source that runs on the perspiration of The Lord.     We still like the idea, especially since you might want a can of tuna in your emergency kit … Continue reading

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The Saints Go Marching On

    “The Baconites set out from Rameses on the fifteenth day of the first month, the day after the Passover. They marched out defiantly in full view of all the Egyptians.”   adventures of harry | “Bacon!” – (c) Harry. … Continue reading

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False Profits Fail to Supply Bacon

Recent reports of masses of Lady Gagaites show that just because you poses the power of Bacon, doesn’t mean you have the purity of heart and purpose to feed a multitude.   “They arrived en masse in the canteen, so … Continue reading

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